Meet the Team

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    Jay

    A.K.A. “The Angry Ginger”

    Description: Has a new found love for life, family and fun. Spent the last half decade working not one but two soul sucking jobs, seven days a week. Looking to make a professional change. Full-time podcaster, creator, writer, husband and kick-ass Father! (curator of this website as well, shockingly) Desperately wants to find that “Mental” happy place, and spend more time with family and friends.

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    Shelley

    A.K.A. “The Wifey”

    Description: Full-time kid wrangler, and Ginger supporter.
    Superpowers: Can actually SMELL a Sale. Will spends up to 3 times the amount of money earned in a single pay period without batting an eye or leaving the house. Outspoken, absolutely gorgeous, and a fantastic Mom.
    Arch-Nemisis: Dave Ramsey and his Legion of Debt Collectors. The M.I.B.

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    Alexus

    A.K.A.

    Description:
    Superpowers: Eats like an Olympic Gold Medalist while training for her weekly Netflix Marathons, all the while, not gaining a pound.
    Arch-Nemisis: Spaghetti, Anxiety and Bad Hair Days.

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    Haeliegh

    A.K.A. “The Hurricane” “Destroyer of Junk Food”

    Description:
    Superpowers: Can easily be heard from a two block radius. An uncanny ability to destroy her bedroom in nanoseconds. Also, her bed (Nicknamed: “The Void”) is where Plates, Cups, Clothes, Electronics, Jewlery and homework go…but can never return.
    Archnemesis: Cleanliness and Serenity and her parents Cooking.

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    Jayla

    A.K.A

    Description: Small, outgoing and always packed for Grandma’s house. Possible double-agent..
    Superpowers: Communications expert specialising in giving away “Inside” family secrets to anyone who will listen. Can be found giving out unsolicited information via Home phone, Cell phone, Facetime, Texting and one of her many unsanctioned Facebook pages.
    Arch-Nemisis: The Authority, and The Anti-Ramen Noodle League of Assassins.

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    Emma

    A.K.A. “The Boss” or “The Architect”

    Description: 5 year old, misunderstood mommy’s girl, with a wifi connection The Matrix.
    Superpowers: Master at psychological warfare. Builds mind boggling ladders out of any household item. Always in search of sugar.
    Arch-Nemisis: Father time and any of his devices that show proof of bedtime. Unable to understand Yes and No answers. (Prefers a written thesis or 5 hour lectures). Hunger Pains convenient to bedtime.

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    Carter

    A.K.A. “Bubba”, “Lil bruser”

    Description: To say he has an obsession with Pixar’s “Cars” would be the understatement of the decade. Can be found in his room playing with an assortment of Cars, Spiderman and Star Wars toys.
    Superpowers: Knack for losing multiple pacifiers without leaving a room. Speaks in words only a mother can understand. Much like a puppy, you can’t help but want to hug him.
    Arch-Nemisis: Night Terrors. Nasty, No-good-Night-Terrors!

*Curator sure…I sweep the halls and put a fresh coat of paint on the walls so to speak…but by no means was this website designed by me. Special Thanks goes to Doug LeMesurier @jlemesur. A.K.A. “The Unpaid Ming”.